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PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE 

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.
Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

PACKING MEAT

Packing meat: hung, well endowed, straped, HUGE
Oh yeah, he's packing meat!!!!
PACKING MEAT by Atre14 November 21, 2007

Packing Meat

When you are lead to believe a woman really has a penis.

Mark: Damn I think Samantha is packing meat!
Packing Meat by Lloydish June 2, 2008

Packing Meat

To be very muscular, and therefore probably good at fighting.

Synonyms: Jacked

Ripped

Huge

Very Strong

Antonyms: Weak

Small
Guy 1: Bro did you see Fast 5?
Guy 2: Yeah those dudes were packing meat!
Packing Meat by Wikopedea May 22, 2011

Packing the Meat

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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