The virus of Political Correctness that has been around for many years, yet only recently has mutated into the agonizing, annoying beast it is today. It has the potential to be pandemic. Symptoms include: hypersensitivity to jokes, uncontrollable eye seeping, and hypertension.
I called my vegetarian little sister a soyfucker the other day, damn, the way her eyes welled up you would have thought she had P1C1!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'