p'neis 

pronounced: p' nay iss
Quite similar to a penis, but used more so for greeting card purposes. A p'neis can not be wounded or lean more than a millimeter in any direction for every meter of length. Often comically large and wonderfully friendly-looking, a p'neis is quite a site to behold.

-ayyo laquisha, you get yo man darryl that greeting card?
-naw girlfrand, he be beating me if i make him feel bad. he's big, but it ain't no p'neis.

p'neis by Cherrypopper6969 January 18, 2012

pneis? 

"pneis?" was first developed in the online game red orchestra. the user 13thrhohan/66 had an obsession with the word "penis". he kept accidentally typing the word "pneis" instead. due to the voice activation of ut2004, "pneis" is pronounced similiar to the word "nice". rhohan enjoyed this, and this became his motto. he is now greeted while entering a server, with at least 2 people saying "pneis? rhohan!"

there is no explanation for pneis?. there is no meaning. pneis? is not to be confused with penis. there is no excuse for pneis?.

13thrhohan/66 says: pneis?

pneis? by rhohan March 6, 2005

pneis 

penis but spelt wrong

guy1: Oh shit i broke my pneis
guy2: :Learn to spell fucktard

pneis by smnv December 6, 2021

pneis 

It's like a penis, only smaller.

Holy shit, dude! That pneis fell right off the truck drivers mouth!

pneis by gggggggu December 28, 2003

Pneis 

literally me

Hey matt, pneis?
Literally me

Pneis by pneis? May 16, 2025

pneis

The word for an inverted penis.

My friend told me that he was born with a pneis

pneis by IceRingAwesome October 21, 2025