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It's like a penis, only smaller.
Holy shit, dude! That pneis fell right off the truck drivers mouth!
pneis by gggggggu December 28, 2003
Pneis by pneis? May 16, 2025
The word for an inverted penis.
My friend told me that he was born with a pneis
pneis by IceRingAwesome October 21, 2025
"pneis?" was first developed in the online game red orchestra. the user 13thrhohan/66 had an obsession with the word "penis". he kept accidentally typing the word "pneis" instead. due to the voice activation of ut2004, "pneis" is pronounced similiar to the word "nice". rhohan enjoyed this, and this became his motto. he is now greeted while entering a server, with at least 2 people saying "pneis? rhohan!"

there is no explanation for pneis?. there is no meaning. pneis? is not to be confused with penis. there is no excuse for pneis?.
13thrhohan/66 says: pneis?
pneis? by rhohan March 6, 2005

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.
Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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