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"Oz" Syndrome 

The "Oz" Syndrome is when a guy is stunning looking and confident yet can't get laid because girls think he's a player and a douchebag. Often found alone at home while the less attractive guys are out banging lots of beautiful women. He gets tons of looks from women but very rarely gets past "Hi"

In other words, a "brad pitt" treated like an uggo
"Oz" Syndrome:

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher from American Pie 1 and 2

American Pie (1999)
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
girl laughs
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.

Also hated in real life, from Chris Klein's IMDb page:
"1. Hes a sexist pig

2. Hes an ugly jerk

3. Cannot act to even save his own *beep* life

4. was incredibly Rude to Katie Holmes

5. he thinks hes Gods gift to women

6. Because I *beep* hate his guts.

This guy is the biggest piece of *beep* to ever grace this world. He really needs to bury his head in the sand and just leave it there. That would be his major contribution to society. He has nothing to offer but his arrogance and constant negative attitude. He deserves a slap in his face. Thats all I have to say."
"Oz" Syndrome by "Oz"ified November 22, 2009

11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess 

Any mug you get from Urban Dictionary. I guess it will appear right under this definition.
Meet the Urban Dictionary mug. It’s 11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess. Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Safe for microwaves and dishwashers.

dark side of oz 

Awesome sync between the greatest album ever, Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd, and an excellent movie, the Wizard of Oz. Start the CD after the 3rd Lion's roar and expereince something amazing and mysterious.
"Balanced on their biggest wave," as Dorothy is balancing on a fence.
dark side of oz by Bob January 12, 2004

Superfast Oz 

Member at Neoseeker.com that used to be a respectable, hard-working moderator but now acts like a jackass at every opportunity and makes a fool out of himself regularly.
Did you see that jackass Superfast Oz post in Loungin' again saying that Neoseeker was shit? What a loser!
Superfast Oz by Neoseeker February 5, 2005

28 oz. slurpy

A spammer who sends out vast amount of forwards and an endless stream of emails
The 28 oz. slurpy never read a joke he/she did not forward on unsolicited to thier entire address book.
The Nickname for an Australian "Southern-Cross" Tattoo. This is a combination of Oz and stika, not unlike "swastika", as after the NSW coast racial-riots, where Australian's generally brand themselves as "born here power". Once a tattoo gotten for Australian Pride, is now more a form looked down on, as "they're like arseholes, everyone's got one", and the racial link to them.
That mad unit got an Ozstika the other day, he hates wogs curries and lebos, and he got it on his neck so they know where he'll cut em if they fuck with him.
Ozstika by Sad Documenter May 31, 2010