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let Jesus out of the capsule 

The act of performing much needed bowel movements to alleviate the buildup of fecile matter. The pressure differential after the act results in a heavenly feeling with minimal flatulence.
I'm sorry I made us miss our flight, but that was the first time let Jesus out of the capsule in three days and I was enjoying every second of it.

step out and meet jesus

Taking a risk or some initiative....most often used by Texas women and associated with pulling out into traffic.
**while waiting behind a car to turn onto a contested street and they’ve missed a few chances**
Some people just don’t know how to step out and meet Jesus”

High School Drop Out Jesse 

A person by the name of Jesse, preferably Jesse Katsopolis, who is a badass, rocked a mullet at some point in his life, and was in a band called Jesse and the Rippers, who dropped out of high school. brofro
Donna Jo(DJ): "Hey uncle Jesse will you help me with the stay in school project that i'm doing?".
Uncle Jesse replied: "No, you know why, because i am a High School Drop Out Jesse"

Jess out 

To jess out is to be insanely paranoid about things that a 'normal' person wouldnt even notice
oh my god! did you just see the corner of that blind move?? he's watching us!!

dont jess out on me now
Jess out by ritathemaneater May 29, 2011