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Australians
Australians are people that come from and/or live in Australia. They are amazing people with the best males in the world that all the European females (mostly hot ones) would like to have sexual intercourse with. Not to mention the female Australians, who have the best backsides/breasts/everything in the world.
Australians tend to enjoy having a beer, throwing a party around a barbecue, winning in Cricket and the occasional laugh.
If you meet an Australian, be prepared to be greeted in the nicest possible way and make sure you smile back or they will keep their women to them selves, which really isn't such a bad thing.
Australians tend to enjoy having a beer, throwing a party around a barbecue, winning in Cricket and the occasional laugh.
If you meet an Australian, be prepared to be greeted in the nicest possible way and make sure you smile back or they will keep their women to them selves, which really isn't such a bad thing.
#1: Them Australians are good people!
#2: Man I wish my countries women were more like the Australians.
#3: I like my men like Australians.
#4: Want another coldie? (An Australian asking their mate if they would like to have another beer)
#5: G'day Mate. (General greeting)
#2: Man I wish my countries women were more like the Australians.
#3: I like my men like Australians.
#4: Want another coldie? (An Australian asking their mate if they would like to have another beer)
#5: G'day Mate. (General greeting)
Australians by Sevzor October 18, 2008
Elite Australians
this is one of the first perfection groups made for australians only! it was originally founded by chelsea dagger died but it was soon taken over by honeyhayes and retro junkie. after them owning for a short amount of time the group was deleted one night when one of the owners had a falling out with the entire group. honeyhayes soon took over and became the only owner of this group.
you can only be acceptd into this group if you are friends of the well known myspacers in the group or if your a scene kid. there is only a select amount of people in it and most of them come from groups such as vanity is perfection, aesthetic ecstasy, aesthetic perfection and perfection dolls. they alwayz hav proper sofisticated layouts which are a lot better then other b grade perfection groups on myspace. apparently they are a family and want to keep it that way. there is no drama in the group but they go about talking about each other behind their backs and shit talking each other.
this group contains members such as vindictive tara, melissa masquerade, mitchmufn, kei dru cajus, hannahlee and killed for appreciation. in order to get accepted into this group you must look like them, be good at photoshop and suck up to everyone!
you can only be acceptd into this group if you are friends of the well known myspacers in the group or if your a scene kid. there is only a select amount of people in it and most of them come from groups such as vanity is perfection, aesthetic ecstasy, aesthetic perfection and perfection dolls. they alwayz hav proper sofisticated layouts which are a lot better then other b grade perfection groups on myspace. apparently they are a family and want to keep it that way. there is no drama in the group but they go about talking about each other behind their backs and shit talking each other.
this group contains members such as vindictive tara, melissa masquerade, mitchmufn, kei dru cajus, hannahlee and killed for appreciation. in order to get accepted into this group you must look like them, be good at photoshop and suck up to everyone!
Elite Australians by SDFgFH February 15, 2008
White Australians
Most of them are racist pieces of shit, the others are understandable. But the racist trash, are desperate to be liked, they're racist because either they think it's funny or their parents didn't raise them the right way. They can be seen lined up for Centrelink benefits, homeless, asking for money for their drug habits. Etc. Australia would be better without the racist trash.
White Australians by Noneya102 February 6, 2018
Australians
Australians by tanookijami December 28, 2018
Australians
People that often arrive in the northern hemisphere upside down, possessing a bizarre yet understandable accent.
Australians: Ay bloke, cain we heav a bir.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
Australians by NS421 March 10, 2011
White Middle Aged Australians
The arrognat arseholes who whinge about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can find. They are rude to people who least deserve it and not the ones who do. They think they can do whatever they like and piss off younger generations around them by being complete know-it-all douche bags and telling them what to do.
Pack of some old fuck 50 something White Middle Aged Australians: "It's too cold", "It's too hot," "The sun is too bright", "it's too dark," "this meal is shit," "do this", "do that."
Me: "Blow my pussy"
Something always has to be wrong
Me: "Blow my pussy"
Something always has to be wrong
White Middle Aged Australians by Trittrott November 7, 2010
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