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Ouderkirk 

"Special consideration needs to be taken when dealing with one of these individuals. They are clever, sly and smarter than you... be aware, stay on your toes. Their brilliant and eloquent outspokenness is only over shadowed by their awe inspiring physical beauty. Their charm is near Godlike. I highly recommend showering them with all of your worldly affection and valuables immediately upon meeting one."
For instance... "I ran into an Ouderkirk once and woke up three days later naked as a jay bird in a prison lockup 3 states away."
Ouderkirk by schema August 29, 2010
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Oudewijzekiko 

(pronounce: aaawww the wise kiko). European (Dutch?) street slang, meaning "the guy who knows it all".
Most probably the word stens from a list of standardized movie characters, like the Smart Kid, the Hot Chick, the Evil Scientist and his Stupid Assistent, the Crook that becomes Righteous et cetera.

Some famous examples of an Oudewijzekiko are Mr Miyagi, Obi-Wan Kenobi and the Indian fellow in Natural Born Killers.
Please look for Wise_Old_Man on wikipedia (links are prohibited here).

Nowadays Oudewijzekiko doesn't exclusively refer to the elderly, but is mostly used as a compliment for a wiseguy, or urbanly speaking: a head.
Wow that's complicated, let's go to the Oudewijzekiko!
Oudewijzekiko by Julstar June 3, 2009
oudette is a admirable girl with many talents and is usually common to move schools all the boys are after her but don’t be too rude as she won’t talk to you for months
omg did you see oudette?

yeah she’s not talking to me

why

i was rude and said she had a fat ass
oudette by elliex2003 January 7, 2020

oudenophobia 

"My friend is scared of Jhon Cena. He has oudenophobia"
oudenophobia by Dickbuttness February 12, 2018
A Person (Most likely of Eastern European Descent) incapable of reading and/or ruins the fun of other people in online community games by trying to "Meme".
Man, I was playing Hearts of Iron IV and this dude pulled a total Oudeus on us, we couldn't even tell him to stop in game chat cause he can't read.
Oudeus by Not_Salty_San September 8, 2020
A Male (Most Likely of Eastern European Descent) Who is incapable of reading and/or attempts to ruin people's fun in Online Community Video Games by trying to "Meme"
Man I was playing a game called Hearts of Iron IV today and this new dude that joined us pulled such an oudeus on us, We couldn't even tell him to stop using the game chat cause he can't read.
oudeus by Not_Salty_San September 8, 2020