otptd
On the phone taking dick
Words you can keep
OPTD
Old Person Technology Disorder. A disease most baby boomers and pre 1960's era adults suffer from wherein they have the inability to learn or adapt to new technology used in the 21st century.
Symtoms include a confused face, repeatedly asking the same questions about simple tasks such as, but not limited to the following; checking email, using Facebook, or using "The Google."
It is unfortunately incurable at this time.
Symtoms include a confused face, repeatedly asking the same questions about simple tasks such as, but not limited to the following; checking email, using Facebook, or using "The Google."
It is unfortunately incurable at this time.
"Ugh my parents are so annoying this is the fifth time today my moms asked me how to put pictures on facebook"
"Just try to be understanding man, they have OPTD and you just gotta learn how to live with it."
"Just try to be understanding man, they have OPTD and you just gotta learn how to live with it."
OPTD by Ruthyvonne December 30, 2012
OTPTJ
Over The Pants Tug Job: A tug job (or handy) performed by a second party with the hand on the outside of the pants. This is typically done in public places or when discretion is necessary. This action is often a prelude to further sexual activity.
OTPSTD
OTPSTD by Lol wtf bruh October 29, 2015
otpdp
otpdp by sportyboi3242 April 26, 2014
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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