otptd

On the phone taking dick

Hey! Have you spoken with jose? I’ve been calling him all morning, he must be OTPTD.

by Tybaldo May 21, 2021

optd

old people these days

man: when i was young....
kid: tsk optd

by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010

OTPT

Acronym for "one true pairing, tentatively "

They are my OTPT.

by awesomehuman May 31, 2015

OPTD

Old Person Technology Disorder. A disease most baby boomers and pre 1960's era adults suffer from wherein they have the inability to learn or adapt to new technology used in the 21st century.

Symtoms include a confused face, repeatedly asking the same questions about simple tasks such as, but not limited to the following; checking email, using Facebook, or using "The Google."

It is unfortunately incurable at this time.

"Ugh my parents are so annoying this is the fifth time today my moms asked me how to put pictures on facebook"

"Just try to be understanding man, they have OPTD and you just gotta learn how to live with it."

by Ruthyvonne December 30, 2012

OTPTJ

Over The Pants Tug Job: A tug job (or handy) performed by a second party with the hand on the outside of the pants. This is typically done in public places or when discretion is necessary. This action is often a prelude to further sexual activity.

My girl friend gave me an OTPTJ in the movie theater and later a BJ in the parking lot, it was great.

by mashton January 15, 2014

OTPSTD

Acronym for Over the Pants Sexually Transmitted Disease

Dude I got a lap dance from this bunk stripper and I think she gave me an OTPSTD!

by Lol wtf bruh October 29, 2015

otpdp

Over the pants dick pic; often sent during sexting.

Girl #1: omg did you see Josh's otpdp?
Girl #2: yes!! His bulge was HUGE!

by sportyboi3242 April 26, 2014