Old Person Technology Disorder. A disease most baby boomers and pre 1960's era adults suffer from wherein they have the inability to learn or adapt to new technology used in the 21st century.
Symtoms include a confused face, repeatedly asking the same questions about simple tasks such as, but not limited to the following; checking email, using Facebook, or using "The Google."
Over The Pants Tug Job: A tug job (or handy) performed by a second party with the hand on the outside of the pants. This is typically done in public places or when discretion is necessary. This action is often a prelude to further sexual activity.