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OTPT
Acronym for "one true pairing, tentatively "
They are my OTPT.
OTPT by awesomehuman May 31, 2015
OPTD
Old Person Technology Disorder. A disease most baby boomers and pre 1960's era adults suffer from wherein they have the inability to learn or adapt to new technology used in the 21st century.
Symtoms include a confused face, repeatedly asking the same questions about simple tasks such as, but not limited to the following; checking email, using Facebook, or using "The Google."
It is unfortunately incurable at this time.
Symtoms include a confused face, repeatedly asking the same questions about simple tasks such as, but not limited to the following; checking email, using Facebook, or using "The Google."
It is unfortunately incurable at this time.
"Ugh my parents are so annoying this is the fifth time today my moms asked me how to put pictures on facebook"
"Just try to be understanding man, they have OPTD and you just gotta learn how to live with it."
"Just try to be understanding man, they have OPTD and you just gotta learn how to live with it."
OPTD by Ruthyvonne December 30, 2012
OTPTJ
Over The Pants Tug Job: A tug job (or handy) performed by a second party with the hand on the outside of the pants. This is typically done in public places or when discretion is necessary. This action is often a prelude to further sexual activity.
OTPSTD
OTPSTD by Lol wtf bruh October 29, 2015