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man: when i was young....
kid: tsk optd
optd by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010
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otptd optd OTPTF otpdp OTPSTD OTPT OTPTJ OTTD
Acronym for "one true pairing, tentatively "
They are my OTPT.
OTPT by awesomehuman May 31, 2015
Old Person Technology Disorder. A disease most baby boomers and pre 1960's era adults suffer from wherein they have the inability to learn or adapt to new technology used in the 21st century.

Symtoms include a confused face, repeatedly asking the same questions about simple tasks such as, but not limited to the following; checking email, using Facebook, or using "The Google."

It is unfortunately incurable at this time.
"Ugh my parents are so annoying this is the fifth time today my moms asked me how to put pictures on facebook"

"Just try to be understanding man, they have OPTD and you just gotta learn how to live with it."
OPTD by Ruthyvonne December 30, 2012
Over The Pants Tug Job: A tug job (or handy) performed by a second party with the hand on the outside of the pants. This is typically done in public places or when discretion is necessary. This action is often a prelude to further sexual activity.
My girl friend gave me an OTPTJ in the movie theater and later a BJ in the parking lot, it was great.
OTPTJ by mashton January 15, 2014
Dude I got a lap dance from this bunk stripper and I think she gave me an OTPSTD!
OTPSTD by Lol wtf bruh October 29, 2015
Over the pants dick pic; often sent during sexting.
Girl #1: omg did you see Josh's otpdp?
Girl #2: yes!! His bulge was HUGE!
otpdp by sportyboi3242 April 26, 2014