optd
optd by Satan with a Perm April 21, 2010
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OPTD
Old Person Technology Disorder. A disease most baby boomers and pre 1960's era adults suffer from wherein they have the inability to learn or adapt to new technology used in the 21st century.
Symtoms include a confused face, repeatedly asking the same questions about simple tasks such as, but not limited to the following; checking email, using Facebook, or using "The Google."
It is unfortunately incurable at this time.
Symtoms include a confused face, repeatedly asking the same questions about simple tasks such as, but not limited to the following; checking email, using Facebook, or using "The Google."
It is unfortunately incurable at this time.
"Ugh my parents are so annoying this is the fifth time today my moms asked me how to put pictures on facebook"
"Just try to be understanding man, they have OPTD and you just gotta learn how to live with it."
"Just try to be understanding man, they have OPTD and you just gotta learn how to live with it."
OPTD by Ruthyvonne December 30, 2012
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