ostricity

The quality of having ones head buried in sand.

The average level of attention and the strength of “ostricity” are greater in males and in wealthier investors.

- George Loewenstein

ostricity by gernt2 February 19, 2018

ostricia 

a crusty ostrich-human who will guide your hand to their cooch whenever they have the chance. named after their "gurl plz is you mad cuz my pussy pops severely and yours don't" expression which they pass off as their singing face, but don't be fooled; it's really because they lost their pants.

"hey, that girl seems pretty nice, should i go talk to her?"
"DUDE no she's a total ostricia, your pants will be gone by tomorrow don't do it!"

ostricia by cringleberry December 17, 2014

octrocity

n. Any fiasco involving the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, and her fourteen children. A combination of the words Octomom and atrocity.

Q - Did you watch the latest octomentary?
A - OMG, yes! It depicted one octrocity after another! How does anyone live in that chaos? I think even the Octomom must bail out of that clusterfuck as often as possible. Those poor kids!

octrocity by TsuDho November 30, 2009

ostricized 

verb. When playing pick-up football games on the weekends, the act of a defense player hitting and offensive player low and the offensive player flipping forward and landing headfirst in the dirt. The act is similar to an ostrich putting his head into the ground.

After talking smack throughout the whole game, he returned the kickoff and and ran straight at the target of his words, only to be ostricized and receive a face full of dirt, embarrassing him in front of his peers.

ostricized by Rukkus002 September 12, 2010

obstrocity

absolutely disgusting and or ugly

that smell is an obstrocity

obstrocity by wordwizard1026 May 16, 2014

ostricisation 

The severe poking with a hand formation which can only be compared to an ostrich's head. Most often used on the testicular area with extreme force.

A common variation is the ostrich head which involves groin punching.

I'm going to ostricise you.
I believe it is time for testicular ostricisation.

ostricisation by Mr. Ostrich May 7, 2004

Ostracitionary 

The wiki dictionary that results when contributors are ostracized by system adminstrators.

I could not find the definition of an ostracitionary in the Wiktionary.
An ostracitionary is an incomplete dictionary.
I know its an ostracitionary because it defines the word troll but not the word ostracist.

Ostracitionary by Patrick Eberhart May 27, 2006