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ostricia
a crusty ostrich-human who will guide your hand to their cooch whenever they have the chance. named after their "gurl plz is you mad cuz my pussy pops severely and yours don't" expression which they pass off as their singing face, but don't be fooled; it's really because they lost their pants.
"hey, that girl seems pretty nice, should i go talk to her?"
"DUDE no she's a total ostricia, your pants will be gone by tomorrow don't do it!"
"DUDE no she's a total ostricia, your pants will be gone by tomorrow don't do it!"
ostricia by cringleberry December 17, 2014
Related Words
ostricity • obstrocity • octrocity • Ostracitionary • Ostrichy • ostricia • ostricious • ostricisation • ostricized • Ostrich Syndrome
octrocity
n. Any fiasco involving the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, and her fourteen children. A combination of the words Octomom and atrocity.
ostricized
verb. When playing pick-up football games on the weekends, the act of a defense player hitting and offensive player low and the offensive player flipping forward and landing headfirst in the dirt. The act is similar to an ostrich putting his head into the ground.
After talking smack throughout the whole game, he returned the kickoff and and ran straight at the target of his words, only to be ostricized and receive a face full of dirt, embarrassing him in front of his peers.
ostricized by Rukkus002 September 12, 2010
ostricisation
The severe poking with a hand formation which can only be compared to an ostrich's head. Most often used on the testicular area with extreme force.
A common variation is the ostrich head which involves groin punching.
A common variation is the ostrich head which involves groin punching.
ostricisation by Mr. Ostrich May 7, 2004
Ostracitionary
I could not find the definition of an ostracitionary in the Wiktionary.
An ostracitionary is an incomplete dictionary.
I know its an ostracitionary because it defines the word troll but not the word ostracist.
An ostracitionary is an incomplete dictionary.
I know its an ostracitionary because it defines the word troll but not the word ostracist.
Ostracitionary by Patrick Eberhart May 27, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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