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oscitophobia 

From the latin "oscit" for yawn; the fear or act of being extremely annoyed by people yawning; the sound, look or even thought of of people yawning. Especially applies to the "fat person yawn" where the flabby jowls jiggle and the mouth is gaping open while the person exhales a large nauseating and warm breath. Also, oscitophobe: someone who suffers from this phobia.
Tom, *yawwwwwn*. Julia, "Oh my gawd! Would you stop yawning?! That is so freakin annoying!" Tom, "Stop being such an oscitophobe! It's normal to yawn. Take your oscitophobia elsewhere you non-human!"
oscitophobia by stivaro August 19, 2013
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Octophobia

fear of the number 8, this IS a legit and very real phobia.
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Octophobia by M-HO March 10, 2005
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Octophobia

The belief that October does not exist.

Some Octophobics also believe that the calendar goes straight from September to December.
"I do not believe October exists."

"That makes you Octophobic!"

"Wow.. Octophobia is everywhere.."
Octophobia by Rice_Bullets September 13, 2020

Octophobia

according to this person he/she fears the number 8, but if he/she had 8 cocks or 8 pussies in front of them, im sure he/she would get over the phobia of 8
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Source: M-HO, Mar 10, 2005
author M-HO
I have no octophobia, i love having 8 pussies in front of my face and fucking 8 pussies....
Octophobia by blthrskt July 24, 2008