osamos

The best cereal. Named after the terrorist osamos bin laden

Hey I had some osamos for breakfast.

by Ur mum 45 November 10, 2021

hypertonic osmosis

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

by ImGoated April 7, 2021

Oshmosis

/oshˈmōsəs/
noun
1.
a process by which certain characteristics tend to pass from a less intelligent, native or long-term resident of Oshawa into a more intelligent, outsider or visitor through close contact - thus equalizing the level of intelligence on both sides of a social interaction.
2.
the process of gradual or unconscious assimilation of ideas, knowledge, etc. into a more rudimentary or less intelligent point of view. Typically occurring to more open-minded or intelligent people who are subjected to long periods of interaction with such lower-level intelligent life forms as Oshawa residents.

1. "Man, I spoke with that Shane guy from Oshawa for 30 minutes and could feel myself getting stupider by the moment. I think I just experienced oshmosis" (please take note of the ironic use of 'stupider' within this context).

2. "what she knows of inbreeding she learned not through birthright, not even through experience, but through oshmosis"

by N0n1d10t August 18, 2016

Obamos

The cross between Barack Obama and Thanos. It is the most powerful creature in existence. It's also a meme.

Bro, did you hear Obamos is gonna take over the world?
That's dope! I can't wait to have Obamos as our new leader!

by BitchNigga222 January 8, 2019

osimosity

(Noun) The state or condition of being awesome. Defined in a bogus mathematical theorem as:

Quality + Perception
-------------------- = Osimosity
Vulgar popularity

Not to be confused with animosity, or pretentiosity.

1. Lord Ossum of the Ossumites was an Ozymandian well known for his osimosity.

2.
Freddie:
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...

Chorus:
HE'S-JUST-A-POOR-BOY/
NAMED-FREDDIE-MERCURY/
BOW-GASP-AND-QUAIL/
AT-HIS-OSIMOSITY!

by HMB August 2, 2004

osmosis

The process where you acquire knowledge from your smarter friends just by being surrounded by them.

I only passed that test because I got the knowledge through osmosis from my friends

by lightvader November 9, 2018

osmosis deficiency

A deformity in the cell membrane that causes water to not move through the cell efficiently, thus lowering the ability of the osmosis process to carry nutrients. Parts of the body start to shut down due to large amounts of malnutrition (effects of Osmosis Deficiency include but aren’t limited to, lose of basic motor skills, the body shutting off access to certain parts of the brain limiting communication skills) early symptoms often resemble severe dehydration. Osmosis Deficiency is a rare disease but it is still possible to catch, their is no proven way to prevent the disease but it is often believed that pomegranates can cause your body to have a harder time defending agents the disease.

I feel bad for Brent he has trouble communicating his thoughts since he got infected with Osmosis Deficiency, he used to speak in such an intelligent way but now when he speaks it’s just comes out as a jumbled mess.

by ThatguyP May 30, 2019