osmose

to go through the physical process of osmosis.

We waited patiently for our science project to osmose.

by Eusebio Martinez October 23, 2005

Osmose

An expression of dismay to a speaker when said speaker assumes that the listener has equal knowledge of an issue--when in reality the item is news to the listener.

Speaker## "Yeah, and the problem is that even though we made it here, I don't have any money!!"

Listener## " You have no money?? How was I supposed to know that, osmose?"

by keynotespeaker May 25, 2010

Osmose special

Filling someone's rectum with Woodfume or another type of wood preservative.

The foreman gave me an Osmose Special, dock some fume off the inventory sheets

by moosecatcher October 15, 2020

hypertonic osmosis

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

by ImGoated April 7, 2021

osmosis

The process where you acquire knowledge from your smarter friends just by being surrounded by them.

I only passed that test because I got the knowledge through osmosis from my friends

by lightvader November 9, 2018

osmosis deficiency

A deformity in the cell membrane that causes water to not move through the cell efficiently, thus lowering the ability of the osmosis process to carry nutrients. Parts of the body start to shut down due to large amounts of malnutrition (effects of Osmosis Deficiency include but aren’t limited to, lose of basic motor skills, the body shutting off access to certain parts of the brain limiting communication skills) early symptoms often resemble severe dehydration. Osmosis Deficiency is a rare disease but it is still possible to catch, their is no proven way to prevent the disease but it is often believed that pomegranates can cause your body to have a harder time defending agents the disease.

I feel bad for Brent he has trouble communicating his thoughts since he got infected with Osmosis Deficiency, he used to speak in such an intelligent way but now when he speaks it’s just comes out as a jumbled mess.

by ThatguyP May 30, 2019

osmosis drunk

The act of feeling intoxicated whilst completely sober due to being surrounded by other intoxicated people.

"You're stumbling a lot. How much did you drink?"
"I didn't. I'm just osmosis drunk right now."

by bassslides February 11, 2014