orangudangus 

An orangutan possessing the qualities of a dangus. See dangus.

Drew Grimshaw is a true orangudangus: brown on the inside, dangus on the outside.

Dangus dangus dangus dangus dangus DANGUS!!!! DANGUS. Dangus....dangus

orangudangus by Mr. Rimjob May 27, 2009

orangutangisheneer 

An orangutang that is an engineer.

You are an orangutangisheneer.

orangutangisheneer by Nathan Bailey January 25, 2023

orangutangular 

Having exceptionally long arms like an orangutan.

Word Origin and Etymology
According to the internet, "Orangutan arms are one and a half times longer than their legs. When stretched out to the sides, an adult male orangutan's arms may measure 213 cm (7 ft.) in length." Orangutangular is a combination of the orange primate, "orangutan", also spelled "orangutang", and the Latin suffix "-ular" used to form an adjective from a noun.

LJ: Let's take a selfie in front of insert landmark! Which one of us should take it?
KD: I'll do it -- my arms are orangutangular!

orangutangular by lanky_kong June 16, 2018

orangulingus 

From a guy's point of view, simultaneous oral sex, standing up, with a partner who is much taller than you are.

This situation hardly ever occurs in nature but when it does, it is a memory that lasts a lifetime.

Oranggulatio is the same thing but from a woman's point of view.

The best thing about dating a girl who is much taller than you, orangulingus.

orangulingus by 69 888888 July 13, 2010

orangutangs

The real spelling of the large apes we once used to be. But on another note, why are we humans having to go to school and work instead of eating bananas in the jungle.

Dr R and her team of scientists are working hard to figure out the mystery of evolution and orangutangs.

orangutangs by Dr R and her team x October 25, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019