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orange cone 

The orange cone is a bisexual instrument used to hump people in the ass. TheOrangeCone is often found with other orange cones up his ass. TheOrangeCone is not shy. He enjoys engaging in sex with the security poles located in front of your neighborhood Walmart. TheOrangeCone likes that pole up his ass! He always braggs about his sexual encounters on twitter at TheOrangeCone. He says because he's orange he is promoting safe sex. His fans follow him because they too enjoy anal sex. TheOrangeCone is anal from top to bottom.

TheOrangeCone is often found passed out drunk on the side of a road. TheOrangeCone really does know how to get smashed. And he's not a nice drunk. He will fall down in front of you just to trip you if you are not careful.

2. a saftey device used to direct traffic and/or warn drivers of approaching danger.

3. A safety device used in retail stores to warn pedestrians of spilt milk.

4. A deviced used to mark a parking space.
The CEO of Walmert places the orange cone in his parking space to prevent others from taking his space before he arrives to work.

TheOrangeCone failed to use protection when he engaged in intercourse with the security pole at Walmart.
Do you prefer a stick or TheOrangeCone up your ass?
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orange-cone 

To use ones authority to obstruct someone as pay pack for failing to support.

For example in September 2013 New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's staff orange-coned Ft. Lee, New Jersey as pay back because the mayor of Ft. Lee failed to support Christie for Governor. In this case, orange cones were literally used to obstruct 3 lanes of the George Washington Bridge (GWB) into Manhattan from Ft. Lee : victimizing countless innocent commuters, causing dangerous gridlock and endangering public safety.

Fatty had NO IDEA .... yeah-right-Get-the-fuck-outta-heer !
Patti : Why are the restrooms nearest to our desks "Closed Until Further Notice" ?

Tony: We got orange-coned by Alex the janitor because I promoted Tyrell to be Chief Custodian instead of him. Now Alex says he's doing a "Plumbing Study".

Patti: I gotta pee !
orange-cone by joedaprogramma January 11, 2014

OrangeOnes 

The best and funniest gamer and roblox player. OrangeOnes has a decent personality and is enjoyable to hangout with. OrangeOnes is attractive and a great humble person!
OrangeOnes is the funniest gamer and roblox player I've ever met.
OrangeOnes by Epic Fan March 14, 2021

Orangegoneian 

If you happen to be Orange, Racist and Sexist like Donald Trump. You are a new race (ethnicity) known as Orangegoneian.
Hey dude I heard Johnny is an Orangegoneian. I really dislike him .
Orangegoneian by Logansmith912 December 6, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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