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or the terrorists have won 

A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
Rape her or the terrorists have won
Vote for Bush again or the terrorists have won
Invade Iraq or the terrorists have won
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won
Listen to Glen Beck or the terrorists have won
Blow me or the terrorists have won
Vote for Obama or the terrorists have won
Work for Gitmo or the terrorists have won
Listen to only the news or the terrorists have won

or the terrorists have won 

basically, it's used in the following ways:

1. the best excuse to get what you want.
2. A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
You name it
Admit you absolutely love male & female characters to the point you want to jack off to Rule 34 porn of them or have actual "Sex" with them or the terrorists have won

admit you secretly like/love listening to Skrillex's whole discography, Taylor Swift's whole discography, Rebecca Black's Friday, Justin Bieber's Baby, Aqua's Barbie, Spice Girl's Wannabe, Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind, Design The Skyline's Surrounded By Silence or the terrorists have won

Respect furries & their fetishes or the terrorists have won
Play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won
Party like a wild animal and get wasted and have sex like there's no tomorrow or the terrorists have won
Give all the human rights to LGBTQ+ people or the terrorists have won
Vote for Donald Trump or the terrorists have won
Harvest all the Little Sisters & kill all allies in Bioshock 1 & 2 or the terrorists have won
Kill Ashley Graham in Resident Evil 4 or the terrorists have won

or the terrorists have won 

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.
Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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