opporpoopity

its the time..usually spanning 15 to 20 minutes max....when u have to poop....

chuck: "dude i have to hang a dooky....and fast!"

flicka: "opporpoopity knocks! hit the fan bro!"

by badback9 August 16, 2010

Opporpoonity

The opportunity available for poon at a given place or time.

1. Man! There is a lot of opporpoonity at that new strip club!!

2. You're going to an all girl's boarding school?? Think of the all the opporpoonity!!

by Jez & Brooke September 17, 2005

Missed Opporpoonity

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.

Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"

Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity

by Ralford November 19, 2010

opporpoonity

An opportunity to get poon.

"Those two assholes just cockblocked our amazing opporpoonity."

"This could be a great opporpoonity."

by jrsb April 8, 2009

Opporpoonity

A good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch.

Man I lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.

by Snakeface. May 26, 2009

Opporpoonity

The opportunity to get laid.

Dude, Jill and I made out all night i think i had an opporpoonity.

by Dingleberry69ya February 12, 2015

opportoonity

A chance to either read da funny papuhs or watch animated-shorts humor on television.

Putting sheets of old newspaper in da bottoms of pet-cages is a great opportoonity to have some chuckles.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023