opporpoopity 

its the time..usually spanning 15 to 20 minutes max....when u have to poop....

chuck: "dude i have to hang a dooky....and fast!"

flicka: "opporpoopity knocks! hit the fan bro!"

opporpoopity by badback9 August 16, 2010

Opporpoonity 

The opportunity available for poon at a given place or time.

1. Man! There is a lot of opporpoonity at that new strip club!!

2. You're going to an all girl's boarding school?? Think of the all the opporpoonity!!

Opporpoonity by Jez & Brooke September 17, 2005

Missed Opporpoonity 

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.

Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"

Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity

Missed Opporpoonity by Ralford November 19, 2010

opporpoonity 

An opportunity to get poon.

"Those two assholes just cockblocked our amazing opporpoonity."

"This could be a great opporpoonity."

opporpoonity by jrsb April 8, 2009

Opporpoonity 

A good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch.

Man I lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.

Opporpoonity by Snakeface. May 26, 2009

Opporpoonity 

The opportunity to get laid.

Dude, Jill and I made out all night i think i had an opporpoonity.

Opporpoonity by Dingleberry69ya February 12, 2015

opportoonity 

A chance to either read da funny papuhs or watch animated-shorts humor on television.

Putting sheets of old newspaper in da bottoms of pet-cages is a great opportoonity to have some chuckles.

opportoonity by QuacksO May 26, 2023