open your mouth
open your mouth by jizzer May 13, 2005
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close your eyes and open your mouth
Maria said, "Every time I get drunk and a boy says close your eyes and open your mouth, I get a big fat cock in the mouth!"
close your eyes and open your mouth by Buck Wild Nuts June 4, 2016
chewing gum with your mouth open
Gary: stop chewing gum with your mouth open, are you insane?!
David: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anyone.
Gary: its annoying af!
David: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anyone.
Gary: its annoying af!
chewing gum with your mouth open by Video2Video June 18, 2020
Your mouth is open
Speaking without authority or unclearly.
Usually used amongst friends, can be a merciful out for a person who starts talking and realizes halfway through their speech that they haven't a clue what the point they were trying to make was.
Usually used amongst friends, can be a merciful out for a person who starts talking and realizes halfway through their speech that they haven't a clue what the point they were trying to make was.
Your stoned friend who keeps endlessly blabbing on and on about the blue dophins of conciousness holding his eyelids open with a toothpick could be quickly shut up by being told "Dude - your mouth is open!"
Your mouth is open by jjthemick May 18, 2006
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016