ooshla 

Stimulating light touch of the body parts in a non-sexual way, generally by a grandmother, aunt, or a gender neutral relative. It’s like being given a massage to your hair follicles, making you quiver and goose pimply while exclaiming in a high pitched non-sexual squeal of delight

Me: Grandma gives the best ooshla.

Dad: you’re not wrong.

ooshla by Mahdered by Ooshlas October 19, 2021

oohlalaness 

Oohlala = the expression of surprise
ness = often refer to a state or quality.

Oohlalaness describes a person who has that sense of oohlala when you look at them and/or compare them to other people if they make you go oohlala with the sort of stuff they do or think about them when they never seize to amaze you.

Guy: yuck in general or yuck in comparisson to moi?
Girl: yuck compared to your ooolalaness oohlalaness.
Guy: nice word. :D

Girl: ^^

Girl: but that's what you have!
Guy: oooolalaness?
Girl: yea.
Guy: ◕ ‿ ◕

oohlalaness by Faceless Intent June 29, 2010

ooshabosch

A surprise assault of unwanted love and affection.

Alice was running late for work. She'd just gotten out of the shower, and was getting dressed in the bedroom when she was ooshaboshed. She was sitting on the edge of the bed, putting on her socks, when her boyfriend, still half asleep, leaned forward, wrapped his arms around her, and pulled her back into bed for several minutes of cuddles and kisses.


The cat hates being held, but the owner ooshaboshes it sometimes, holding it close and petting it until it escapes.


Franky was running through the living room on his birthday, playing with his new toy race car, when he became the victim of an ooshabosch from his grandmother. As he ran by, she grabbed his hand and pulled him in for flurry of unwanted smooches and hugs.

ooshabosch by rorylane February 13, 2009

Ooshalla 

Pronounced: Ooooh-Sha-La

Definition: A code word for a very attractive guy that is tall and muscular.

I was leaving the gym and I spotted an Ooshalla.

Ooshalla by MLife88 July 8, 2016

ooshlegehe 

a ranga with white skin and gets bad grades and is very dumb

your an ooshlegehe ashleigh

ooshlegehe by ash.bakerrr13 May 7, 2019

Oophla

When a man masturbates while deep throating a banana covers in caramel or peanut butter whilst watching two women act out two girls one cup while an elephant shits on them.

That guy is an oophla

Oophla by Supermovemaker June 14, 2011

OOSLA

Out of Service Level Agreement

Team.. These bugs are now OOSLA, we need to work on them.

OOSLA by mike3509 July 13, 2018