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ookie cookie 

step 1) place cookie on table
step 2) gather bored guys (preferably frat members)
step 3) get them to stroke it, last one to cum, eats the spooged cookie

see also circle jerk
Hey frat brothers, lets play ookie cookie to bond!
ookie cookie by Getz December 23, 2003

Ookie Cookie 

where a bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the cookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the Ookie.
those guys totally made him eat their ookie cookie.
Ookie Cookie by Bigg Z April 30, 2007

Ookie-Cookie 

A group of (usually young teen) males gathers around in a circle and proceed to masturbate onto a cracker or cookie. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the semen-covered cookie...

Ookie-Cookie is hardly ever played for the enjoyment of the players, but is frequently used as a hazing ritual...
"Man, when I played freshman year football those varsity fuckos made us play Ookie-Cookie. Worst of all fucking Obi over there had to eat it..."
Ookie-Cookie by GoofyRed April 22, 2006

OOKIE COOKIE 

When a bunch of men gather in a circle and masterbate on a cookie and the first one who can't cum in 5 minutes has to eat the cookie.
I knew I shouldn't of eaten that Ookie Cookie last night.
OOKIE COOKIE by gorgonzola1234 August 5, 2011

ookie cookie 

1) place a delicious cookie in the middle of a smallish table
2) gather five (5) homos, goodlooking, successful, hard
3) Get the go getter to make the first move as the others willingly compete to make icing
Lookie, those fabulous five sure did use their queer eye to goo gun that cookie cookie!
ookie cookie by David Labarbs March 20, 2008

Ookie cookie 

When guys jizz on a cookie and last one to finish eats it
Last night I played ookie cookie with my friends
Ookie cookie by Yeetyboii69 November 19, 2018
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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