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Master Oogway

The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth

“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway

“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
Sheesh, you speak only truth like Master Oogway
Master Oogway by SasorSauce December 15, 2022

master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.
Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?
master oogway by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018

Oogwayed 

When rolling a joint and suddenly the wind blows the weed away.
The term Oogwayed is used from kung fu panda where Oogway sadly passes through the wind.
Roll a joint bro? Can’t bro the weed got oogwayed.
Oogwayed by Sacchelli March 12, 2020

Oongalingang

A term coined by the infamous internet troll Brian D. Traditionally used when engaged in verbal combat with his enemies, more often than not within the virtual battlefields of 'Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege'. A first-person shooter game, in which players utilize many different operators from the Rainbow team. Legends have it that Brian D's microphone was once so obnoxious, a single uttering of the appellation would send his adversaries into a domain of pain and suffering, known as the 'Shadow Realm', for thousands of years (or one minute in real world time). There, they would live amongst creatures damned and ghouls so foul, their fragile minds would turn ultimately weak, leaving them to return a soulless simpleton, with the short, short temper of a ravenous African bee. The result? for the rest of the game Brian could enjoy silence. His enemies would torture him no more.
Frodo Swaggins: Hey Brian.D, you are nothing but a foul-smelling Scobberlotcher
Brian.D: Oongalingang! Oongalingang!
Frodo Swaggins: *Silence*
Oongalingang by Iceland Cubicle October 1, 2020

ooga booga nigga nigga 

ooga booga nigga nigga by 128512 October 6, 2017