Ooffage 

The feeling of “OOF.” Typically someone feels the need to say this when no answer is available..

Jon: how was your vacation ?
Bob: uh... OOF! What was that? Oh that guy has ooffage

Ooffage by The Real Ginger January 25, 2018

oofage

The feeling of When you get totally owned

Do you feel the oofage?!

oofage by ThatSwagBag48 November 8, 2019

ooftage 

when someone is really good looking you say they have ooftage

Carl: Dude did u see that chick?
Dave: Yeh, she has MAJOR ooftage

ooftage by Callumhutch August 5, 2008

ooflagen

(interjection) 1. a word created by Mr. Jamison making fun of a dutch speaking dog. 2. The trademark word of Jamison. 3. OOFLAGEN. Language of origin, Dutch, Youngstownese

1. What the ooflagen! 2. Oh ooflagen! 3. HOLY OOFLAGEN!!!

ooflagen by Jamison Ooflagen January 8, 2009

Ooftage 

1- Ooftage
a)When something is about half-boner worthy, this word is exclaimed.
b)An word used when the speaker gets excited or realise their listener might get excited
"That pic was ooftage"
2- Ooft
a)Word used when the speaker is excited, or becomes excited.

Half-boner is when the penis is half way between flacidity and being erect.

That picture was ooftage.

Ooft, that was good.

Oooooft, my days, that was hot!

Ooftage by Bestenay Mever June 9, 2010