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when someone is really good looking you say they have ooftage
Carl: Dude did u see that chick?
Dave: Yeh, she has MAJOR ooftage
ooftage by Callumhutch August 5, 2008
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1- Ooftage
a)When something is about half-boner worthy, this word is exclaimed.
b)An word used when the speaker gets excited or realise their listener might get excited
"That pic was ooftage"
2- Ooft
a)Word used when the speaker is excited, or becomes excited.

Half-boner is when the penis is half way between flacidity and being erect.
That picture was ooftage.

Ooft, that was good.

Oooooft, my days, that was hot!
Ooftage by Bestenay Mever June 9, 2010
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An exclimation of surprise used by neds (and people who make fun of them eg. me)
Ooftae sir it's a turd on a string
ooftae by Bob McGinty April 25, 2004
when the situation is more than an offt. when recieving lots of news at once and offt is not enough to describe the situation.
John: did you hear what happened to Ally?
Joe: No what happened bro?
John: she got pregnant told her parents they got pissed off then kicked her out, she went crying to her boyfriend to tell him bout the pregnancy and what her parents did, her boyfriend freaked out and just ran out on her!
Joe: Thats offtage bro!
offtage by JB syriac December 10, 2009
The feeling of When you get totally owned
Do you feel the oofage?!
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(interjection) 1. a word created by Mr. Jamison making fun of a dutch speaking dog. 2. The trademark word of Jamison. 3. OOFLAGEN. Language of origin, Dutch, Youngstownese
1. What the ooflagen! 2. Oh ooflagen! 3. HOLY OOFLAGEN!!!
ooflagen by Jamison Ooflagen January 8, 2009
The feeling of “OOF.” Typically someone feels the need to say this when no answer is available..
Jon: how was your vacation ?
Bob: uh... OOF! What was that? Oh that guy has ooffage
Ooffage by The Real Ginger January 25, 2018
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