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It's what a Spanish speaking fuckboy would text you at 3:00 am when they wanna bang. Short form of "Dónde estás?" so it would be equivalent to wya
f-boi: ontas?? te mando uber?
girl: ughh *block*
ontas by salchipulp April 18, 2019
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It is a Mexican flirt word, derived from "¿Dónde estás?"

In other words a booty call .
It is usually accompanied with a "Te pago el Uber" which means "I pay you the uber"
Fuckboy: ontas?
Girl or Boy: Aquí toy
Fuckboy: Te pago el Uber
Girl or Boy: 7u7
Ontas by 8soria8 April 18, 2019

otraschizophrenia 

A combination of the Spanish "otra" (meaning other) and "schizophrenia" (a situation or condition that results from the coexistence of disparate or antagonistic qualities, identities, or activities). "Otraschizophrenia" indicates a psychological condition in which someone treats other people as though they are interacting with two different people
Girl 1: I don't get it. He's so nice to me, but then he treats me like a pet when others are around!

Girl 2: He's got otraschizophrenia... You should talk to him about it
Mexican bootycall. Usually used by fuckboys late at night, it's literal translation means "where are you?".
*3 AM*
message from fuckboy:
ontas? Te pago el Uber.

"Where are you, I pay your Uber".
ontas by moiwho April 18, 2019
Ondrash is a wörd

Definition of perfection.
I am Ondrash
Ondrash by Ondrash November 26, 2019
Mexican booty call used by fuckboys. It’s a slang for “donde estas?”, where are you/ where you at. Usually fuckboys/girls use it at 3 am and drunk and sometimes they add “the pago el Uber”, i pay your ride.
“I got a text from John at 2am”
“What was it”
“ ‘ontas’ “
ontas by Champagnebabyyy April 18, 2019
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