Oneson is a gift from God making your first son ,he brings amazing sunshine to your life he's the son of all sons above all he loves his father and mother he shows them honor and respect , he's the greatest lover a woman can ever hope for, if she is worthy he'll be forever loyal , picky of women very choosey, you'll be extremely lucky if you conquer his effections don't disappoint Oneson as it'll be you who'll be forever regretfull.

He's my "Oneson" my first boy, blessed,

oneson by keza kerrie kezz November 3, 2020

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oneoneone

Expression brought into the end of a very emphatic statement, following various exclamation marks and a few ones, to further emphasize the idea that, well...you can't be seriously using the Shift key for all those exclamation marks.

That awesome mojito was fucking awesome!!!111oneoneone

oneoneone by Chu Don Juan Toes August 23, 2011

oneion

unit of one oinion

the recipe requires oneion

oneion by eggdog April 22, 2010

onesome

masturbation; sex with yourself

I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!

onesome by burntham September 5, 2003

onesome

The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

onesome by Etan September 5, 2003

!!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven

Used in long uses of exclamation marks, the !1one is an intentional mistake that jokes about the appearance of numeral value "1" in exclamation overdoses. This is due to the shift key not consistantly being pressed while tapping "1" for the overused "!"'s. The intentional error may signify even more exclamation marks, like some kind of lunatic scientific notation.

Chuck : What the Heck!!!1!1!!!.
Steve : Ha Ha Ha !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven
Chuck : Thats not funny

!!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven by Alex Rhodelander August 24, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026