Definitions by Etan

peckerbutt 

1.) -noun- a vulgar remark, commonly used to berate another person as a result of poor judgement on his/her behalf.

i can't see ashley simpson in her new mtv video, get out of my way you goddamn peckerbutt!

peckerbutt by etan February 8, 2006

Creamsicle 

18th Century sland for penis

Excuse me kind maddam, could you please suck my creamsicle?

Creamsicle by Etan December 10, 2003

Blind 

Absence of vision.

Watch out for the car, Mrs. Blindy

Blind by Etan September 28, 2003

iph 

Impressions on a website per hour.

I have a lot of IPH on my awesome site.

iph by Etan September 28, 2003

on the house 

When an object is given to you and paid for by the person giving it to you.

Because you are sexy, this drink is on the house.

on the house by Etan September 16, 2003

onesome 

The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

onesome by Etan September 5, 2003

murphy's law 

The law that says anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

I just won the lotto, but I lost the lotto ticket.

murphy's law by Etan September 5, 2003