one-eyed wonder worm

affectionate nick-name for the penis.

Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?

by Bill B. June 24, 2005

one eyed wonder worm

The male genatalia, a penis

Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!

by bluzcrazy April 25, 2006

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz

He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.

by Dingus July 12, 2003

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff March 21, 2005

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

Slang for penis

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices

by Hellyan November 29, 2003