when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.
I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.
by Merterer December 1, 2012
by chosney August 6, 2003
A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for 'security' purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).
Man I took a huge dump last night and I was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!
by UP 1 March 30, 2008
by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022