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one wiper 

when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.
I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.
one wiper by Merterer December 5, 2012
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One Wiper 

A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for 'security' purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).
Man I took a huge dump last night and I was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!
One Wiper by UP 1 March 30, 2008

one wiper 

That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick
I took a Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!
one wiper by chosney August 6, 2003

One wiper 

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.
“I just had a one wiper
One wiper by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022

Sweaty one wiper 

A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.
Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet

Sweaty one wiper 

A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”

One Wipe Wonder 

A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once
Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once

Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder
One Wipe Wonder by MER8490 August 11, 2008
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