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Get two friends, then push them into traffic. One (1) of you lived to the end of this sentence, but the others aren't so lucky.

Creepy Carl: "One of you needs to get down here and suck my dick."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."

one of you by Raul Pudd August 4, 2021

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one of you

racist slang.

One of you is going to have to clean this shit up.

one of you by thetrueman January 13, 2009

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I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.

Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*

I want you to draw me like one of your french girls by Omg_its_Dani June 13, 2016

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national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

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Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it by M4A11X November 8, 2023

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Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable? by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023

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You one of dem

A phrase created by Steve cash to describe a person who participates in basic or cringy behavior.

Girl: I wanna go to Starbucks

Guy: Oh you one of dem
Girl: what does that mean.
Guy:(Smirking) idk it is what it is
Girl: Whatever.
Guy: Oh you one of dem

Girl: Boy leave me the fuck alone
Guy: Damn i aint even do nun.

You one of dem by Steve Cash January 5, 2019

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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