Phrase used by a buddy telling a tale of something embarrassing that happened to "one of my mates" when clearly it happened to him.
One of my mates was getting off with this right ugly bird when......
One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....
One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...
One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....
One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...
by dgh938peg July 9, 2010
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