one head 

stooped

lmao u just threw ur keys in ur locked car u one head

one head by Sir Bebe April 26, 2021

bite one's head off 

To overreact to a trivial mistake another person does.

<Person A> Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!

bite one's head off by gs68 September 24, 2004

to put a cat on one's head

Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.

She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
D

to put a cat on one's head by Sophia Lillian June 1, 2017

bang (one's) head in circles

v. To bang one's head against the wall (literally or figuratively) while going around in circles dealing with obstinate entities on some endeavor.

I had to go to my boss, then accounting, legal, back to accounting, back to my boss, to operations, legal, and back to my boss again on this project. I've been banging my head in circles all afternoon. <bang (one's) head in circles>

bang (one's) head in circles by free range turtle rancher October 1, 2009

four iron blocks one pumpkin head 

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

four iron blocks one pumpkin head by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018

Three Two One, dick on your head!

a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.

person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"

Three Two One, dick on your head! by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011

one headlight 

The state of being after a loved one has died, or in some cases after a unintentional breakup, such as someone moving away. Denotes an attempt to cling to whats lost.

He's been a one headlight ever since she died.

one headlight by Captain Kevo February 19, 2009