One Beer 

(n): The act of going out, with full intentions of having just that "one beer", but always failing, through peer pressure and lack of self control, into getting shit-pants drunk.

"Let's just have one beer tonight, I have to wake up stupid early tomorrow."

One Beer by DustyQueen February 19, 2012

One beer 

that one song by MF DOOM on the album MM...FOOD

Theres only one beer left, rappers all in our ears like we're deaf. tempt me, do a number on the label

One beer by AceForgor December 16, 2023

one beer queer 

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

one beer queer by Mark August 5, 2004

One beer wonder 

1. A person that become intoxicated after a very small ammount of alcohol.

Person 1: Hey, look at Dart, he passed out! How much did he have?

Person 2: Haha, he had one beer!

Person 1: Haha, that kids a one beer wonder.

One beer wonder by Mr. Mackey, umm kay April 27, 2006

One Beer Queer 

A person who gets drunk off one beer, therefore making themselves look like a queer.

Clarence:"Hey Devin are you drunk all ready?"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"
Jim:"Yea he is, he's a one beer queer!"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"

One Beer Queer by stanky slanky December 10, 2009

one beer drowsies 

When a person drinks only one or two beers, then stops drinking, the person will inevitably become tired/drowsie. This phrase describes that phenomenon.

Since I've had lunch I've got the one beer drowsies, should have drank three or four, at least then I'd be able to stay awake.

one beer drowsies by dmcnelis September 30, 2005

One Beer Bufkin 

A person who can only handle one beer at a time before becoming extremely drawn

Bro I can handle my liquor, I'm not a one beer bufkin

One Beer Bufkin by Marc with a c July 2, 2017