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one and a half 

To only have one and a half testicales

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Mr Mallinson has one and a half
one and a half by hipmo August 7, 2007

one-and-a-half 

(verb) to make out with someone in an intimate manner, such that you seem to occupy the space of one and a half persons
"Dave and I totally one-and-a-halfed on that chair last night!"
one-and-a-half by UDallasFemme October 10, 2011

One-and-a-half Date 

Not quite a double date, but not exactly a date either. It's when you invite someone out on a date, and they pull a defensive maneuver and bring a friend along, as a date shield.
Dude, I asked out that hot chick Sally on a date Saturday to cool party. She said yes, because she knew it was a cool scene, but she turned it into a one-and-a-half date, bringing along her BFF Tina to cock block.

one and a half sandwiches 

The act of making sandwiches to a fractions. To suffice your and possibly another's hunger.
"Hey teagan...you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and a half sandwiches and give me half!"

one-and-a-halfsome 

Secks between a normal-sized person and a midget.
A twosome would involve two normal-sized people, so therefore a one-and-a-halfsome would involve a normal-sized person and a person half the size of a normal person, or a midget.
one-and-a-halfsome by Taco Monkey January 2, 2007
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026