Donald: ong
Michael: You're an atheist, why do you say "On God" when you're not religious?
Donald: Then what do I say?
Michael: onbb, on Big Bang
Donald: That's stupid
Michael: Then refrain from using God's name in vain when you do not believe in Him.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'