on your jock
on your jock by krik May 11, 2008
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on your [jock]
1.Refers to when a person is persuing another person with extreme effort, usually because they are attracted to them or have sexual attraction for that person.
2.It can also mean; on someones case about or for something. Bothering them
2.It can also mean; on someones case about or for something. Bothering them
on your [jock] by Trinity Scarf April 2, 2008
Related Words
Bitchin on your jock ass
A (to jock): Why don't you ever pick up your cleats or wash that jersey, Tony?
B(observer): Man, she needs to stop bitchin on your jock ass.
B(observer): Man, she needs to stop bitchin on your jock ass.
Bitchin on your jock ass by Pseudo-McCoy October 23, 2009
jocking on your bitch ass
fat girl: i am always the third wheel
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world
skinny girl: girl, you the third and fourth wheel
fat girl: i am sick of the fat jokes
skinny girl: i am just jocking on your bitch ass fellow homosapien of the world
jocking on your bitch ass by lawandra likeanigga smith March 30, 2008
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