on the board 

The girl you've got your eyes on

Dude your ex is on the board

on the board by Bigdick104729473984 March 19, 2017

dunking on the board 

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.

Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!

dunking on the board by kurt April 22, 2005

Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.

Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

Throw your balls on the cutting board by DJBitz October 18, 2010

Kornacki on the big board

That special moment when all your talent, smarts, and skills finally get their spotlight, then you're "Kornacki on the big board"

Liza the new bartender makes incredible drinks fast that it's fun to watch. She's so "Kornacki on the big board"!

Kornacki on the big board by Sylvia_Plathish November 6, 2020

White Board is on the Wall 

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

White Board is on the Wall by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

White Board is on the Wall 

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

White Board is on the Wall by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

stalking my life on the boardwalk

When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.

1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"

stalking my life on the boardwalk by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010