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The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth
Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.
by Kurt January 24, 2005
Get the Oyster mug.The brand of marshmallows that is sponsered by Homestarrunner. Their mascot is Marshy.. thats capital M and then arshy.. The Fluffy Puff Marmallows' jingle is "they're fluffidy, they're puffidy, 12345!"
Before i eat a tall glass of Marmelade, i often drink lots and lots of marshmallows, i mean Fluffy Puff.
by Kurt July 19, 2003
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Person who cruelly rejects or breaks up with another person.
Named after the character Kano in the video game Mortal Kombat, whose finishing move is to rip out his oppenent's heart.
Named after the character Kano in the video game Mortal Kombat, whose finishing move is to rip out his oppenent's heart.
by Kurt February 10, 2005
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Some also refer to him as a “Pimp” and some one who collects “Revenue”
Some also refer to him as a “Pimp” and some one who collects “Revenue”
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Get the Dead Body mug.Name given to a man who has exceptional abilities in seemingly an endless number of topics. For some reason however; God decided to make all Elias' considerably unskilled in basketball. For they have no ability to play the game and seem to have no concept of how to stop anyone else from scoring.
I saw that man named Elias lift a car with one arm, but he never could stop Kurt from scoring when playing one on one in basketball. Simply amazing!
by kurt April 22, 2005
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