When a girl is on the blob, that means she has her period.
Dis bitch's a lil' bitchy, I fuckin' think she's on da blob.
by Fangsta March 17, 2003
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A crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don't realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term PMS - PRE menstrual tension) thanks for reading.
"Naff off Dave."
"Oooh! Let me guess - you're on the blob!" Uh, no!
by MilitantAtheist December 04, 2003
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A girl who simply exists and has nothing to offer to anyone other than her physical presence. A non-blob girl should never feel threatened by a blob because a blob lacks all the qualifications necessary to meet the non-blob threshold. In other words, a blob is inadequate, deficient, lame, and simply not up to par. A blob just exists, and that's about it. It takes a lot of work to transition from a blob to a non-blob, and it rarely happens because most blobs are incapable of realizing all that they are to make a change in the first place: a blob.

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1. There's no need to feel threatened Myra, she's just a blob.

2. Girl, she's just a blob.

3. Why you even comparing yourself to her Sandra? She's nothing but a blob.

4. But she's a blob though!!
5. Girl, don't even fret. That blob got nothing on you.

6. That blob doesn't even matter though!

7. Honestly, I don't even care about or notice that blob because she's only a blob!

8. Have a seat, blob.
by KimberlyDee June 18, 2020
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a term used in RTS game; Company of Heroes where players make large amounts of infantry and move all of them in one flank
Dude 1: fuck that PE (Panzer Elite) noob is blobbing PG's (Panzergrenadiers)

Dude 2: Bring out the MG or 105 arty

Noob: fuck they killed my blob, fuckin cheaters
by yrba1 April 12, 2009
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What you call a big fat guy named BOB.
Blob should pay more then us for the pizzas because he eats two pizzas all by himself.
by the howboucha guy March 06, 2008
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A term for when a Female has her periods
Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob.
by bobb todd July 07, 2006
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BLOB is an acronym for Binary Large OBject. It is a data type used for storing large binary information in the database. Typically BLOBs are images, audio or other multimedia objects...
Geek Girl: I need to store videos in my database. What data type should I use?

Geek Boy: use BLOB, it is great for storing large files like that.
by Kalamelka September 09, 2006
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