on tai 

used to express utmost sincerity

Eaglederp: "on tai I'm not lying"

on tai by egldrp September 15, 2024

Taint On Taint 

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

Taint On Taint by sImon mIlligan August 7, 2008

Coin landed on tails

Being unlucky :'(

I tried to get Phainon in HSR, but then the coin landed on tails ;-;

Coin landed on tails by KoZo_PaLaGa September 2, 2026

bogey on my tail 

an ugly chick who follows you around, speaking to and flirting with you both blatantly and incessantly, thus blocking your cock in the worst way possible.

douche 1 "dood, i'm never gonna get laid with this bogey on my tail."
douche 2 "brahsef, you either gotta shake that bogey or we need to go to a party with clear skies cause she's killing my game by association."

disclaimer: obviously douche bags don't use such profound sentence structure or vocabulary, but you get the point.

bogey on my tail by bear_capitan August 27, 2009

Dibs on the tailpipe 

Said right dibs have been called on a girl, it's a euphemism for wanting to have a threesome where the one who calls "Dibs on the tailpipe" desires the anal position

You: "Hot chick at your ten o'clock"
Friend: "Dibs!"
You: "Dibs on the tailpipe"
Friend: "I didn't know you were into that"

Dibs on the tailpipe by neondragon October 1, 2010

Tugged on the tail of a snake 

Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.

You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.

Tugged on the tail of a snake by TheBondman007 March 14, 2019

sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

sleeping on his shirt tail by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024