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Taint On Taint
A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.
Taint On Taint by sImon mIlligan August 7, 2008
bogey on my tail
an ugly chick who follows you around, speaking to and flirting with you both blatantly and incessantly, thus blocking your cock in the worst way possible.
douche 1 "dood, i'm never gonna get laid with this bogey on my tail."
douche 2 "brahsef, you either gotta shake that bogey or we need to go to a party with clear skies cause she's killing my game by association."
disclaimer: obviously douche bags don't use such profound sentence structure or vocabulary, but you get the point.
douche 2 "brahsef, you either gotta shake that bogey or we need to go to a party with clear skies cause she's killing my game by association."
disclaimer: obviously douche bags don't use such profound sentence structure or vocabulary, but you get the point.
bogey on my tail by bear_capitan August 27, 2009
Dibs on the tailpipe
Said right dibs have been called on a girl, it's a euphemism for wanting to have a threesome where the one who calls "Dibs on the tailpipe" desires the anal position
You: "Hot chick at your ten o'clock"
Friend: "Dibs!"
You: "Dibs on the tailpipe"
Friend: "I didn't know you were into that"
Friend: "Dibs!"
You: "Dibs on the tailpipe"
Friend: "I didn't know you were into that"
Dibs on the tailpipe by neondragon October 1, 2010
Tugged on the tail of a snake
Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.
You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.
Tugged on the tail of a snake by TheBondman007 March 14, 2019
sleeping on his shirt tail
When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
sleeping on his shirt tail by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024
Pin the tail on his ass
A horrible and undefinable jail metaphor with a negative inflection. Most likely insuring a murder or rape, or the legendary MurderRape.
Pin the tail on his ass by JayHairston October 5, 2011