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Turned-on Taco 

A hard shelled taco. The opposite of a Turned-off Taco
Man, my turned-on taco was so crunchy but it was out so long it turned blue.
Turned-on Taco by TacoKink January 23, 2019

put the dressing on the taco 

To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).
V got nekked, and Haly put the dressing on the taco before tapping that.

Too much cheese on the taco 

A less disturbing term used to describe a woman with a vaginal yeast infection.
Yo man, that chick was nasty. She had too much cheese on the taco, if you know what i mean.

a little bit too much cheese on the taco 

suffering from thrush or other vaginal yeast/bacterial infections
Doctor: What symptoms have you got?
Woman: Well, I've got a little bit too much cheese on the taco...

Tack on a crow

Navy tradition of punching your friend in the arm when get promoted to E3 to E6, punch lands where the patch wound get sewn on to the uniform.
Tack on a crow. My arm is still sore from getting my crow tacked on.

The shit on the Taco Bell

-The opposite of “the cherry on top
-synonymous to “the last straw
I slipped on some ice after work! It was the shit on the Taco Bell!!