on jar

On jar is a replacement for on god; it was created to honor the legendary internet alias called jar (previously jarzot) known for his huge cock and csgo skills

Person 1: Ayo that minor lookin kinda cute
Person 2: Put that on jar

on jar by Jarrrrrrr January 15, 2021

on jar

on jar is basically on jah but the juice wrld version because juice is a god wtf why am i even explaining this

imma fuck my teacher on jar

on jar by zoombaxd January 1, 2020

on jar

on jar is it’s something the freaks that pretend x cured there depression say but then starts to get used unironically by a bleach blonde skinny white boy in a crop top

and that’s on jar NO cap 😤❌🧢

on jar by GypsyliciousBabe July 13, 2020

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise 

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

On Jarad

Similar to the term on god, but referring to the late hip hop artist Juice WRLD, meant to express the seriousness of someones point in a situation

This shit hits different, on Jarad.

On Jarad by Dimbolinde222 December 9, 2019

Jards on a bender 

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

Jards on a bender by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020

Jared on the Chaired 

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

Jared on the Chaired by notoeduw December 21, 2024