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on jar
on jar is basically on jah but the juice wrld version because juice is a god wtf why am i even explaining this
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on jar
on jar is it’s something the freaks that pretend x cured there depression say but then starts to get used unironically by a bleach blonde skinny white boy in a crop top
on jar by GypsyliciousBabe July 13, 2020
Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise
lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018
On Jarad
Similar to the term on god, but referring to the late hip hop artist Juice WRLD, meant to express the seriousness of someones point in a situation
On Jarad by Dimbolinde222 December 9, 2019
Jards on a bender
dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth
'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth
'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬
person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends
This is an example of "Jards on a bender"
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends
This is an example of "Jards on a bender"
Jards on a bender by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020
Jared on the Chaired
Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
Jared on the Chaired by notoeduw December 21, 2024
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Northstarring
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