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i got five on it
Phrase for claiming one's portion of a sack of marijuana, or hits from the joints rolled from it, typically one quarter of a twenty dollar portion. Also means to have a stake in, or some control of, a situation.
i got five on it by Lazy Blaze March 26, 2003
i got 5 on it
It Means to contribute $5.00 to someone who has some good ass weed so they can smoke it too. Usually when one cops the weed they make others who want in put some money down to let them smoke it as well.
Also a song by Luniz a Bay Area rapper "I got 5 on it"
Also a song by Luniz a Bay Area rapper "I got 5 on it"
"no, me ain't my homie to begin with,
it's too many heads to be poppin at my friend hit it
unless you pull out the phat, crispy
5 dollar bill on the real before its history
cos fools be havin the vaccum lungs,
an if you let em hit it for free,
you hellar "dum-dum-dum-dum"
I got 5 on it,
grab your 40, let's get keyed
I got 5 on it,
messin wit that Indo weed
I got 5 on it,
it's got me stuck and not go back
I got 5 on it,
potna lets go half on a sack
- Luniz
it's too many heads to be poppin at my friend hit it
unless you pull out the phat, crispy
5 dollar bill on the real before its history
cos fools be havin the vaccum lungs,
an if you let em hit it for free,
you hellar "dum-dum-dum-dum"
I got 5 on it,
grab your 40, let's get keyed
I got 5 on it,
messin wit that Indo weed
I got 5 on it,
it's got me stuck and not go back
I got 5 on it,
potna lets go half on a sack
- Luniz
i got 5 on it by yayman November 4, 2007
I'm on it
A phrase used by an individual in a group suddenly determined to resolve a task or meaningless puzzle (that the others are too lazy to accomplish), usually in attempt to glorify their image or make them feel valuable to that group.
Girl1: "I wonder what time (movie) is playing tonight..."
Girl2: "We should check the showings."
Guy, trying to impress girls: "I'm on it." *pulls out smartphone and uses movie times app
Girl2: "We should check the showings."
Guy, trying to impress girls: "I'm on it." *pulls out smartphone and uses movie times app
I'm on it by mattyp1108 January 5, 2011
I'm working on it
A phrase use to give a quick and satisfying response without prompting another question especially when work is not being done.
I'm working on it by Cooc June 19, 2008
i bet my left nut on it!
a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
i bet my left nut on it! by sir curly February 5, 2007
I'd poop on it
When you see a girl who you are attracted to, and you say "I'd poop on it", you are saying "it" referring to her as a sexual item, rather than person, and that if you were to be given the opportunity to have sex with her, and she was into strange things like being pooped on, that she is so hot you would do it.
I'd poop on it by 253206425 October 9, 2012
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