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Dfish on Fish 

Dfish on fish is Everything and Nothing at the same time. It is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, interjecttion, conjunction, and punctuation. It can also be a location, means of transportation, force of nature, and a universal term of any drugs. For that matter a universal term for anything. In number form it is infinity to negative infinity divided by zero. It is indirectly related to The Blue Orgy Theorem. It can be said Dfish on Fish or abbreviated as Dfish
Jeff: Dude Birdo from Super Mario Bros. is a man! It says it in the manual!

Tyler: No way dude she wears a diamond ring, she fukin pink 'n' shit and has a vagina mouth that she shoots eggs out of!

Jeff: No way dude in a game where you eat fuckin shrooms and kill shit by jumpin on them that feminine dinosaur could totally have a massive dick down there.

Tyler:Fine well just call it Dfish on Fish
Dfish on Fish by Dfish on Fish January 13, 2009

Fish on Cotton

The action of vaginal discharge seeping onto cotton (or any other type of) knickers. Can also be used to describe the smell of an unclean lady garden.
Andie: "Darling, I think I might have an infection... Look..."

Sue: "Errrr fish on cotton!"
Fish on Cotton by ATwad February 7, 2010

sticks out like a dick on a fish 

sticks out like a dick on a fish something very noticeable or not hard to miss
my neighbors car is so rusty his car sticks out like a dick on a fish very noticeable not hard to be missed by everyone in the neighborhood

fish on a hook 

A person who continually wraps her arm around her head in a hook-like fashion to pull her hair to one side.
Becca is such a fish on a hook; Becca is fishing on a hook again!
fish on a hook by getit234 July 7, 2014

throw a fish on that bitch 

Historically, it was when one literally threw a fish on a lady in which he is interested in. In modern times, it has been known as flopping ones penis on a lady in which he was interested in hoping for sexual recipricosity.
Mike: Hey man, look at that lady over there, she is hot!
Ryan: Hell yea man, I'm gonna go throw a fish on that bitch.

fish on a dock 

A flip-flopper. Someone who repeatedly reverses their opinion about something.
What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.
fish on a dock by redsquirrel53 July 25, 2015
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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