The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he
must shit on at least one dick.
Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has
seen tits.
Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.
You
know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!
The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!
Hey guys....I just
saw tits. Would you
mind?