The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least
one dick.
Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has
seen tits.
Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.
You know what the G-man says. If you see
tits, you gotta shit on a dick!
The S on D theorem was on the
test. But there was no dick to shit on!
Hey
guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?