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screw on penis
Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.
screw on penis by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
Stranded on Penis Boulevard
Up Shit Creek
Stranded on Penis Boulevard by liell charwell May 23, 2018
Penis On The Point
Penis On The Point by Megaspacewaffles April 1, 2020
Put a camera on that penis
Sarah: I think Peter is cheating on me
Friend: Put a camera on that penis
Harry: Dave and Jake seem to be spending a lot of time together, do you think...?
Friend: Put a camera on that penis
Friend: Put a camera on that penis
Harry: Dave and Jake seem to be spending a lot of time together, do you think...?
Friend: Put a camera on that penis
Put a camera on that penis by leedsfan95 January 5, 2011
Penis on the Forehead Syndrome
Also known as Po4heads, it is defined as a penis growing out of your forehead that usually is diagnosed by Dr. Wasabi. A tell-tale sign is a zit that begins between your eyebrows and proceeds to enlarge into scrotal skin. Then the penis begins to form above said scrotal skin and becomes a fully functional penis on your forehead.
"Did you see me last night fuck that chick with the penis on my forehead?" I said to my buddy, "Thank god for penis on the forehead syndrome I got from that gay guy in prison."
Penis on the Forehead Syndrome by po4heads January 2, 2010
swimming lessons on the penis
swimming lessons on the penis by D-Miles September 14, 2006
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.