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A phrase that beta-male cucks think is a funny way to say "no lie". In reality this is not a funny phrase and is not catching on.

Thought to be based on a show by the name of "Dave", created by rapper Lil' Dicky (a rapper whose name is a play on his... shortcomings), "On Dave" is commonly used by men lacking clout and/or dick game in an attempt to establish social dominance in a roguish and ape-like manner.
"Aw man, for real?"
"On Dave"

"No cap on a stack?"
"On Dave"
On Dave by trentonischildish April 3, 2022

Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd) 

When something is the most terrible thing person or idea
“Your Gacha edit is Lemon on cardboard Dave(locd)
My teacher is Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd)

Two Chimps On a Davenport 

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.
Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.