omnidirectional dancing 

It's like dancing but when you move you can feel forces, unexplainable forces, moving you in every direction possible.

However, it's more than that. These forces are uncontrollable; they move your body and mind into a state of euphoria, making you feel happy in your soul and your pants.

"See that? That's omnidirectional dancing, right there."

omnidirectional dancing by The Filth February 6, 2013

Romnidirectional 

A polictical disease which causes a candidate to be on all sides of an issue, particularly involving policy affecting millions of people. The condition usually becomes evident over time as the afflicted politico gathers more polling data and "etch-a-sketches" his/her way to more popular positions despite the inconsistency with prior statements.

Presidential candidate Mitt was Romnidirectional on many significant policy matters, including: reproductive rights, immigration, health insurance mandate (Romneycare), military action in the Middle East, tax policy, and equal pay.

Romnidirectional by Jeff iMelt(TM) October 23, 2012

wind omnidirectionalism 

(n) The principle that no matter in which direction you are traveling (particularly walking or biking) the wind will always be blowing in your face.

Getting around campus today was terrible because of the strong wind omnidirectionalism.

wind omnidirectionalism by tsamneb December 12, 2010

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness 

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011