omnidirectional dancing

It's like dancing but when you move you can feel forces, unexplainable forces, moving you in every direction possible.

However, it's more than that. These forces are uncontrollable; they move your body and mind into a state of euphoria, making you feel happy in your soul and your pants.

"See that? That's omnidirectional dancing, right there."

omnidirectional dancing by The Filth February 6, 2013

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Romnidirectional

A polictical disease which causes a candidate to be on all sides of an issue, particularly involving policy affecting millions of people. The condition usually becomes evident over time as the afflicted politico gathers more polling data and "etch-a-sketches" his/her way to more popular positions despite the inconsistency with prior statements.

Presidential candidate Mitt was Romnidirectional on many significant policy matters, including: reproductive rights, immigration, health insurance mandate (Romneycare), military action in the Middle East, tax policy, and equal pay.

Romnidirectional by Jeff iMelt(TM) October 23, 2012

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wind omnidirectionalism

(n) The principle that no matter in which direction you are traveling (particularly walking or biking) the wind will always be blowing in your face.

Getting around campus today was terrible because of the strong wind omnidirectionalism.

wind omnidirectionalism by tsamneb December 12, 2010

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Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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