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Omlfj stands for oh my lord fucking jesus

If someone does something crazy, says something crazy, or something crazy happens you can say omlfj

omlfj by Izzy.Martinez June 26, 2019

Words you can keep

OMLJ

Stands for "Oh My Lesbian Jesus"

Often used when you see a picture or video of Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus

Caitlin: OMLJ did you see that picture of Hayley?!

Tammy: OMLJ yes, her veins and abs are so perfect. And her personality just cleanses my soul.

OMLJ by kiyokoscenes July 5, 2018

Related Words

omlfj • OMFJ • OMLJ • OMFJA • OMFJC • Omfjcih • omfjg • Omlfy • Omljc

OMFJ

OMFJ simply means Oh my Fucking Jelly, Stronger version of OMJ

OMFJ!

Guy 1: look i drew all of this in 5 minutes only.
Guy 2: really? that's amazing, OMFJ! i envy you

OMFJ by ThatPersonOverthere333-0 August 28, 2012

OMFJ

The Rasta version of OMFG.

"Oh my fucking Jah"

OMFJ, mon!

OMFJ by Hank McDizzleson May 9, 2010

OMFJC

OMFJC: Oh My Fucking Jesus Christ...a more forceful and vulgar way of saying, the more common, Oh My God (OMG)or Oh My Jesus Christ (OMJC).

OMFJC is considered the "Lords Name in Vain" when spoken without abbrieviation so beware when using.

Person 1: OMFJC!!! I totally just failed that test!!!
Person 2: Dude...lords name in vain. Keep it down
Person 1: Nah...i abbrieviated. No biggy

OMFJC by MsMeglit June 11, 2009

OMLJ

Oh my lesbian jesus

#1-Did u see Hayley Kiyoko's new pic? OMLJ
#2-Yes.My lesbian jesus strikes again

OMLJ by -Lovatic- August 4, 2018

Omfjcih

A very drawn out, and unnecessary way of saying "Omfg". It means "Oh my fucking Jesus Christ in heaven".

Question: Do you think that girl is hot?
Response: Omfjcih yes.

Omfjcih by Xeneron January 3, 2009

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026