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Omland is when you have sex with a person by slinging them repetitively against your genitals.
Malikai: "You are the whole continent of Omland (referring to the Amish peoples origin)!"

Benjamin: "I wouldn't say that, You don't know or wanna know what that means!"
Omland by YOURFUCKINGSEXYASSMOM April 20, 2022
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Empowering lady who is Boss. If she puts her mind to it she gets it done. Shen is the definition on being a boss and she won’t let no one take that from her she rather walk her own army than follows someone else’s.
Olanda is a gorgeous black lady .
olanda by TheGodessOdGifts December 7, 2019
An Orlanda.

She is ditzy short and sometimes really blonde. She has the tendency to go for old ladies. She likes to eat there spaghetti.
My name is Orlanda, I like to eat sghetti with naked old ladies.
orlanda by batman September 7, 2004
What a Olanda
Olanda by I NEVER CAP March 2, 2020

Omelanda 

A pronunciation of the name "Homelander" by an angry Australian man.
Butcher: Oi oi oi, hughie, Omelanda done killed me wife and took me bloody son.

Hughie: Fabulous.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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